a nation in distress

I wrote this in high school. As usual, I was being a smartass, trying to cheat the system… I was combining two assignments into one piece: write a satire and write something in a form that you’ve never used before (rap). I’m going to preface this with: I

bad dates (in rhyme)

1. I once went on a date with a bloke who seemed pretty great. But then came the time to lay down the dime and he disappeared out the gate. 2. Sometimes I like to go dancing, with salsa or bachata blasting. It was on one such a